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That's the crown jewel of the story!

I had a neighbor who had one of those which I offered to buy off her (crass, I know) so I could get rid of it.

"Brian, do you want me to die? I'm allergic to bee stings/"

I didn't tell her the truth.

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Brian Dickens Barrabee
Brian Dickens Barrabee

Written by Brian Dickens Barrabee

Very much involved with the world and likes nothing better than writing about its absurdities. Award winning author who guarantees a laugh or two a story.

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