Great opening, cracks me up :)

Not with today’s crop of freaks, sporting shredded abs and fully-loaded guns that bunch up to twin-knotted mounds when they curl those dumbbells up under their chin — and standing beside that freak, bent to within an inch of his face, that pig-tailed, bitch-titted¹ partner, urging one more rep. And together, afterward, they slump forward, side-by-side on the bench, gasping for air, farting their high-protein farts, and giggling.
I Was a Teenaged Bodybuilder, Pt. 1
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Jay Squires
Brian Dickens Barrabee
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Jul 30, 2024
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Great opening, cracks me up :)
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Written by Brian Dickens Barrabee
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