Funny article.

Gives credence to the rumor that doctors spank male babies at birth to make their dicks fall off :)

In a college course of Renaissance and Baroque Art 101, my professor told the class that Michelangelo had trouble with David's cock size. David was suppose to be in his early teens. M. didn't want to make D's cock too big as on a full grown male. Notice M. gave D. a small cock but huge hands and feet to project the gawkiness of youth.

Sound reasonable?